No matter how many birthdays go by, I’ll never catch up to you. Happy birthday, old lady! They say there’s no day like the present. So, cherish the day and accept your present: Me!

Happy birthday, old friend." 53. ... "Today is not the end of another year, but the start of a new one, dear friend. Happy birthday, lady, and here's to your best year yet." 73.

85. Happy birthday! We’ve been friends for so long, you deserve a trophy for not getting tired of my nonsense. Enjoy your day of not having to deal with me too much. 86. Happy birthday to my old ...

Funny Birthday Wishes For Female Friends. Every woman needs her birthday to feel special, ... Happy birthday old man!" 90. "On your special day, I wish you peace, love, ...

Funny Birthday wishes for friend. Happy birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party! Cheers to you! On this momentous day, may your troubles be minimal, your cake be delicious, ...

Happy Birthday: 20 Questions for a ... having good friends and "doing" just what she wants is what it ... These younger friends make me feel like one of them instead of an old lady. I don't think ...

No matter how many birthdays go by, I’ll never catch up to you. Happy birthday, old lady! They say there’s no day like the present. So, cherish the day and accept your present: Me!