Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.

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But thanks to cookies and lemonade, 600 slightly damp children still managed to enjoy their first day of VBS. And the next morning, the sun shone on a perfect June day, and everything began to look ...