100 Funny Christmas Quotes. 1. “I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, ‘So does the guy I stole it from.’” ...

There's maybe no season that inspires as many fond feelings as Christmas. From the childlike wonder of the season to the wistfulness as we remember times gone by, Christmas means so much to us ...

Bring the jolly this year with one of these funny Christmas quotes from comedians, movies and TV shows. Add these short sayings to cards or for Instagram.

Funny Christmas quotes "A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell." — George Bernard Shaw "We got so caught up in the little things of Christmas, like love and family, ...

Funny Christmas Quotes “Christmas: the one time of year when you can’t avoid the nuts in your family muesli.” — Charles Stross “There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.¨ ...

These best funny Christmas quotes and holiday memes will cure the December blues from anyone that's more than stressed about presents, dinner and (ugh) family drama. Are you a Christmas Grinch?