Fortunately, the show also included Vice President JD Vance trying to lift the team’s gargantuan trophy and fumbling it to the abject horror and amusement of everyone. Think Torrance Shipman ...

Manchester United will not be holding a trophy parade if Rúben Amorim’s men win the Europa League trophy this month.

Jamie Duguid listened to Nick Faldo commentating on Rory McIlroy’s history-equalling win in The Masters as he looked at the trophy he emulated the Englishman by claiming last weekend.