“I love you…” Whoa. Stop right there. Let me guess. Hmmmm. To the moon and back? “Well, yes.” Blech. We really must find better ways to say we love each other.

30. "I love you so much that I want you to be the only person to smell my farts." Photo: Someecards. 31. “I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out.