No matter how many birthdays go by, I’ll never catch up to you. Happy birthday, old lady! They say there’s no day like the present. So, cherish the day and accept your present: Me!

85. Happy birthday! We’ve been friends for so long, you deserve a trophy for not getting tired of my nonsense. Enjoy your day of not having to deal with me too much. 86. Happy birthday to my old ...

Funny Birthday wishes for friend. Happy birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party! Cheers to you! On this momentous day, may your troubles be minimal, your cake be delicious, ...

No matter how many birthdays go by, I’ll never catch up to you. Happy birthday, old lady! They say there’s no day like the present. So, cherish the day and accept your present: Me!