Celebrate Feb. 14 with these funny Valentine's Day jokes. Ana Maria Serrano / Getty Images Jan. 5, 2023, 12:56 PM EST / Updated Jan. 29, 2025, 10:02 AM EST ...

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These corny but funny Valentine's Day jokes are perfect for kids and adults. Find puns, knock-knock jokes and one-liners for singles and sweethearts alike.