From funny retirement one-liners to quotes you can use in toasts to celebrate leaving the workforce, the right words can make a retiree laugh. Start or end a retirement toast with one of these short ...

(Credit: Canva) What to write in a retirement card for a friend or family member. Congratulations on your retirement. If you get bored, you know you can call and hang out with us any time.

Funny Retirement Quotes. While your life up until now may have been lots of serious business, now that you're retired, you have plenty of time to joke around. 1.