Writing your own funny roses-are-red poems is easier than you might think. All it takes is some free time and a bit of creativity. First, pick a theme you want to focus on for your joke.

In her debut poetry collection, GREAT EXODUS, GREAT WALL, GREAT PARTY (American Poetry Review, 86 pp., paper, $15), Chessy Normile is often funny — “All the books on time / are pretty good ...

Funny 'Roses Are Red' Poems for Family. 85. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t like sand—it’s coarse and rough and gets everywhere too. 86.

Cute and Funny 'Roses Are Red' Poems for Friends. 53. Roses are red, violets are blue, I finished my popcorn, during the preview 54. Roses are red, violets are blue, if monsters are coming, I’ll ...