Since no one gives those out, these funny bumper stickers will have to do. What's that on the floor? Oh, the truth. Right ...

Buckle up, because you’re in for a wild ride. We’ve scoured the streets to bring you the absolute funniest bumper stickers that are guaranteed to put you in the fast lane to hilarity.

Here in auto-saturated Los Angeles, the bumper sticker has always been a healthy form of self-expression. But in recent years, they’ve become far weirder than your average tourist-trap souvenir ...