You see, Bert and Ernie aren’t lovers. Back in 2007, the president of the Children’s Television Workshop said that they “do not exist beneath the waist.”Then, two years ago, the Children ...

Last week, everyone wondered at length if Bert and Ernie should get married. "Are they gay?" I idly asked my local baristo. "No," he said. "I mean they take baths together and stuff, but, no." He ...